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Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!
Me: What is too much?
Anxiety: THIS
Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????
Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE
Me: But nothing is happening?
Anxiety: TOO MUCH
(Source: living-for-fiction)
Every morning we hop a little fence. Esper gets all jazzed about it, like we are doing something bad, so she shoots me this look like “OHHH MAN, we gonna get in soooo much trouble.”
the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes
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start a mosh pit at my funeral or we aren’t real friends
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YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR
comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground
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you still have so many years to meet so many people you never knew you could love so much
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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
I still can’t figure out why Terry Crews bothered with a career in football before acting.
The world wasn’t ready for him yet, that’s why
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